The diary of a Thyme and her pregnancy
It’s an obstacle to overcome at this point but please do not mistake me for FAT or PLUMP or CHUNKY. Mom says it’s ok to put on a few pounds, it’s considered added insulation for the brewing booberries. Here’s me at 4 weeks. Eat your heart out and give me a bite too!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Booberry pie and ice cream!!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: BOOBERRIES!!
Q: What does Thyme have growing in her belly?
A: Buncha BooBerries!!
Q: What does a ghost put on cereal in the morning?
A: Booberries and Boonanas!!
Ok enough with the Booberry jokes, I’m gettin’ hungry!
Ok, maybe not chocolate but definitely on a craving binge today. Dust bunnies, Q-tips, mmmm mom’s forehead. I’m Double OC…out of control….look out!!
Fire up the grill, this girl’s eatin’ for plenty!!! I think I’ll have a hamburger, some ribs, a little chicken…and SIDES!! Yes, potato salad, chips, pickkkkkkles…I’m PREGGERS ya know!! Then I forsee a nice big NAP in my future, these tarot babies are giving me PSP….Puppy Sensory Perception!!
Mom took me to that magic massage doctor today who gave me this great tummy rub with a wand lookin’ thing and somehow he could tell me what’s been going on inside my belly. Evidently, I’m being invaded by walnuts, I mean puppies and it’s not gas afterall. I told mom girls don’t get gas, that stink is BELA!! They took pictures of the “little invaders” too and I heard I get to eat a little more now. YEAH..I’m always down for more grub!!
This is Thyme’s blog diary of her pregnancy as we await the delivery of her puppies sired by CH Jim Mar’s Tarot, more affectionately known as Boo!!
