The diary of a Thyme and her pregnancy
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!! I’m hitting the open road copiloting a trip to see Mrs Lynne & Mr. Gordon and Sir Gunner. Not to mention my daughter, Wee and her buddy Falco. Finally got Poo and Hayden packed last night…sheeeshhh…kids! Potter packed her baby and the jumbo knuckle, which was a good choice but I don’t know what SHE planned on eating. Oh mom, you might want to take along more food……Potter forgot to pack hers
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So I’m thinking to myself (actually not since you are reading this) that I don’t know if I like this whole pregnancy/have puppies idea. My first trip around this block left one puppy that never left….Poo. Now, all of a sudden I wind up in the same predicament and another one comes BACK!! Hayden is here for what mom calls a “visit” and we are going on a road trip soon…GREAT!! Me and Bullwinkle and Rocky….ugh! I want to vacation with Bela at grammas!!! Pool, sun, shade, birds and the things that dreams are made of….SQUIRRELS!!!
I feel I’m lost in that episode of South Park
“Baby let’s make a run for the border, I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop….”…mmmmmm tacos…..
It’s an obstacle to overcome at this point but please do not mistake me for FAT or PLUMP or CHUNKY. Mom says it’s ok to put on a few pounds, it’s considered added insulation for the brewing booberries. Here’s me at 4 weeks. Eat your heart out and give me a bite too!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Booberry pie and ice cream!!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: BOOBERRIES!!
Q: What does Thyme have growing in her belly?
A: Buncha BooBerries!!
Q: What does a ghost put on cereal in the morning?
A: Booberries and Boonanas!!
Ok enough with the Booberry jokes, I’m gettin’ hungry!
Ok, maybe not chocolate but definitely on a craving binge today. Dust bunnies, Q-tips, mmmm mom’s forehead. I’m Double OC…out of control….look out!!
Fire up the grill, this girl’s eatin’ for plenty!!! I think I’ll have a hamburger, some ribs, a little chicken…and SIDES!! Yes, potato salad, chips, pickkkkkkles…I’m PREGGERS ya know!! Then I forsee a nice big NAP in my future, these tarot babies are giving me PSP….Puppy Sensory Perception!!
Mom took me to that magic massage doctor today who gave me this great tummy rub with a wand lookin’ thing and somehow he could tell me what’s been going on inside my belly. Evidently, I’m being invaded by walnuts, I mean puppies and it’s not gas afterall. I told mom girls don’t get gas, that stink is BELA!! They took pictures of the “little invaders” too and I heard I get to eat a little more now. YEAH..I’m always down for more grub!!
This is Thyme’s blog diary of her pregnancy as we await the delivery of her puppies sired by CH Jim Mar’s Tarot, more affectionately known as Boo!!
